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可能有点不一样 It's gonna get a little weird
可能有点疯狂 Gonna get a little wild
我不来自这地方 I ain't from 'round here
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时间轴： WaitinZ
我来自另一个时空 I'm from another dimension
可能有点不一样 Gonna get a little weird
我要好好享受时光 Gonna have a good time
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翻译： 阿拱喜欢阿修 Phoebe
我不来自这地方 I ain't from 'round here
我来自另一个 I'm from another, woo-hoo
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校订： Enpistu
我对彩虹倾诉 I'm talking rainbows
我和小狗聊天 I'm talking puppies
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后期： Enpistu liloelva
可能有点不一样 It's gonna get a little weird
可能有点疯狂 Gonna get a little wild
我不来自这地方 I ain't from 'round here
我来自另一个时空 I'm from another dimension
星蝶公主 第一季第十二集 Star vs. the Forces of Evil S01E12 Interdimensional Field Trip/Marco Grows A Beard
说真的 小星 没什么可兴奋的啊 Seriously, Star, there's nothing to be excited about.
-不过是 -我人生最棒的一天 - It's just-- - The best day of my life!
我们要校外旅行啦 We're going on a field trip!
别吵了 公主 Cork it, princess.
不敢相信我们真的在旅行哎 I can't believe we're actually doing this.
他太可爱啦 He's so cute!
我都想把他吃掉 I just wanna gobble him up.
惊喜！吓到你了吗？
希望洁姬能和你一样喜欢它 I hope Jackie likes it as much as you.
要开始聊天啦 Ooh. Conversation starter.
嘘 她就坐在那儿 Sh. She's right there.
对啊 她坐在那里呀 你去跟她说话 Yeah, she's right there. You go talk to her.
说打招呼以外的话 More than just hello?
太冒险了 Too risky.
我可能会说些蠢话 I might say something dumb.
这样 我让这张小猫图片 This way, I let the kitty pics
代替我去说话 do the talking for me.
噢好棒 Ooh. Oh, I love it!
她给我发“哈哈” She sent me an LOL.
我们有交流了 We're communicating.
我们到了 We're here!
真棒 Amazing!
这是什么 What is it?
回形针 It's a paper clip.
无趣 还好 我有手机 Yuck. Luckily, I got my phone.
不许分心 迪亚兹先生 No distractions, Mr. Diaz.
你们也一样 And for the rest of you,
不许胡闹 no monkey business!
这是回音溪的回形针博物馆 This is the Echo Creek Museum of Paper Clips.
接下来的八个小时我们就要在这里 We're gonna spend the next eight hours
了解有关这个小东西的优越性能 learning about the genius of this little--
史考尼老师 不要说了 听着难受 Miss Skullnick! Stop. This hurts.
太无聊了 So boring!
她为什么一定要折磨我们 Why must she torture us?
好吧 你们知道吗 Well, you know what?
人生本来就是无聊的 Life is boring!
史考尼老师 人生应该是欢快的啊 Miss Skullnick, life is supposed to be fun.
我以前也这么想 但是我现在五十岁了 I used to think that, but now I'm 50,
我全部的梦想都已经是过去式了 and all my dreams are in the rearview mirror.
我人生最好的事就是教育你们这些孩子 The best thing in my life is teaching you kids,
而且我讨厌教育你们 and I hate teaching you.
那是因为你一直以来都做错了 That's 'cause you're doing it all wrong.
你觉得你能比我带队带的更好么 You think you can lead this trip better than me?
实际上 我生来就适合领队 I was born to lead. Literally.
好吧 那你来当 Okay, go ahead then.
等你失败了 When you fail,
这群臭小子没准就该感激我了 those brats might actually appreciate me for a change.
谁想去不无聊的地方 Who wants to go somewhere not boring?
-我 我 -好极了 - I do, I do. - Yeah!
我们去太平间吧 Let's go to the morgue.
欢迎来到奇闻异事时空 Welcome to the Dimension of Wonders and Amazements!
这是什么地方 What is this place?
不过是宇宙中一个充满最古怪 Just a planet full of the most odd
最不可思议的东西的星球罢了 and unbelievable things in the universe.
不许乱跑 不许喊叫 No running, no yelling,
不许打闹 不许 no horseplay, no--
喂喂 Hey, hey, hey, hey!
你让我负责 所以第一条规矩就是 You put me in charge, so rule number one:
没有规矩 no rules.
没有规矩还不全乱套了 No rules leads to anarchy.
如果你给人们自由 允许他们做想做的事 When you give people the freedom to do whatever they want...
这里比起地球手机电量更多 I get more bars here than I do on Earth.
他们也说不定会给你带来惊喜 ...they might just surprise you.
试着找点乐子吧 你这个大块头的小气鬼 Try to have a little fun, you big old meanie.
好棒 与巨怪同行 Okay. Walking With Trolls.
我听说 你一旦进去 I heard, once you go in,
就永远出不来了 you never come out.
等等 这话说的是参观汉堡工厂的奶牛 Wait, that's cows at the hamburger factory. Huh.
我们能跳过这个光线吗 Can we jump through this light-ray thing?
你们没必要征求我的同意 You don't have to ask my permission.
自由地飞吧 好奇的小麻雀们 Fly free, my curious little sparrows.
做领队很容易嘛 Being a leader is easy.
只要一直说“好”就行啦 Just say yes all the time.
抓住我的手 兄弟 Take my hand, bro.
打开语音导览
巨怪是宇宙中 Trolls are one of the universe's
巨怪的一生
极少见的超级长寿者 few ultra super centenarians,
也就是说他们可以活很长很长很长很长很长时间 which means they live a really, really, really really long time.
我能活到四百岁 I'm gonna live to be 400?
此时此地我的身体似乎经历了大变革 And here I thought I was going through the big change.
我又重焕青春了 Turns out I'm a teenager again!
猫猫聊天任务启动 The cat is in the bag.
伙计们 我觉得你们不应该 Uh, guys, I don't think you're supposed to ride
这样子骑德麦斯蝙蝠鱼 a Dermathian stingray like that.
星蝶老师 我能跳进这个看起来不详的漩涡里吗 Miss Star, may I jump into this ominous-looking vortex?
弗朗西斯 请先站那儿别动 问问自己 Francis, please stop where you are and ask yourself,
你真的想那样做吗 is this something you really want to do.
不要 贾斯汀 Justin, no!
我真的很想这样做 Um, yes, I really wanna do this.
我真的没有考虑清楚 I really didn't think this through!
别闹 你们明明知道会发生什么的 Oh, stop. You guys knew this would happen.
那可不是个好主意 萨布丽娜 That's not a good idea. Sabrina!
小星 是不是超级棒 Hey, Star, isn't this great?
真的很棒 但你还是下来吧 Real great, but you might wanna come down.
贾斯汀 Justin!
在第三个耐布里克千禧年的工业革命中 Human expansion during the industrialization period
人类数量的剧增 of the third Nebulic Millennium
导致出现了凶猛的巨怪武士 gave rise to the Fierce Troll warrior.
巨怪异常强壮 Trolls are abnormally strong,
可以举起百倍于自身体重的东西 able to lift 100 times their own body weight.
拜托 我根本没有肌肉好么 Oh, please. There's no muscle here.
这不会是真的吧 Did that just happen?
没有“哈哈” 没有笑脸 什么都没有 No LOL, no smiley face? Nothing?
洁姬 Jackie.
该祭出可爱杀手锏了 Time to drop the A-bomb of cute.
代号“萌” A for adorable.
你睡着了吗？
洁姬 Jackie!
不不不 别那样跳 No, no, no, don't jump on that.
我接到你了 I gotcha.
小星 为什么你让我那样做 Why did you let me do that, Star?
-小星 -萨布丽娜 - Star! - Sabrina!
别担心 我 我 Don't worry. I... I...
我都不知道怎么帮你 I don't even know how to help you.
宇宙中最致命的生物 "Universe's Most Deadliest Creature"?
我告诉过你这些不是口香糖 Whoa, I told you these weren't gumballs.
开玩笑吧 What a tease.
小星 我能拥有变异超能力吗 Star, can I get mutant super powers?
小星 我们饿了 Star, we're hungry.
我自个儿买了零食 你们傻眼了吧 I brought snacks. Stinks to be you.
小星 我能用这个碰它吗 Star, can I touch it with this?
小星 小星 见见我的新朋友 Star. Star, meet my new BFF.
新朋友 BFF.
-小星 -小星 - Star! - Star!
小星 Star!!
你们就不能消停一会儿吗 Can you guys just be quiet for one second?
好多了 Ah, that's better.
弗朗西斯 Francis?
贾斯汀 Justin?
萨布丽娜 大家都去哪儿了 Sabrina? Where'd everybody go?
小星 小星 猜猜看 Star. Star, guess what.
等等 班里其他人都哪儿去了 Wait. Where's the rest of the class?
你睡着了吗？
未读
好吧 洁姬 我明白了 Fine, Jackie. I get it.
我知道你不需要我 I know when I'm not wanted.
不不不 No, no, no!
拜托没摔坏 拜托 Please work. Please work!
“救命” H-E-L-P?
这是什么新流行语啊 What's that an acronym for?
洁姬短信说他们被一个怪兽抓住了 Jackie's text said they'd been captured by some monster.
马可和我完全可以处理这事 Marco and I can totally handle this.
我们一直都在打怪兽 We fight monsters all the time.
我就把全班让你管了五分钟 I trusted you with the class for five minutes,
你就把他们都弄丢了 and you lost them.
他们没有丢 They're not lost.
只是我们不知道他们在哪儿 We just don't know where they are.
他们在有这个的地方 They're wherever this is.
等等 在同学们消失后 Wait. I remember seeing a trail of socks
我记得看到了一连串的袜子 right after the class disappeared.
那就是我要着手开始找的地方 That's where I'm starting my search.
宇宙最舒适史前岩洞
就是这儿了 This is it.
孩子们 别担心 Kids, don't worry.
你们很快就可以回家了 You're gonna be home soon.
我们得快点了 Okay, we have to hurry.
跳 我会接住你的 Jump. I'll catch you.
加油啊 跳吧 Come on, jump.
我做不到 I can't do this!
抓住我的手 兄弟 Take my hand, bro.
快啊 下一个 Hurry. Next.
-马可 -洁姬 - Marco! - Jackie!
嗨 你好 那个 Hi. Hey, yeah.
马可 Marco?
我来帮洁姬 你去救詹娜 I'll take care of Jackie. You free Janna.
来啊马可 帮帮我 Yeah, Marco, help me.
放松 又不是真的獠牙 Relax. They weren't real fangs.
除非你希望是 Unless you want them to be.
安静点 怪兽来了 Quiet. It's coming.
-看招 毛线怪兽 -不 - All right, string monster-- - No!
我重新接管了 你给我把这些孩子带到安全的地方 I'm back in charge, and I need you to get those kids to safety.
我的话你听见没有 What did I say?
快走 快走 Go, go, go!
你们听见没有 快走快走 What did I say? Go, go, go!
史考尼真的有两下子啊 Skullnick's really got some moves.
我当然有两下子啊 You bet your tuchus I do.
吃我一招魔法吧 Get ready to eat magic!
快开车啊 Get that bus moving.
干得漂亮 That's how you do it.
嘿 马可 你旁边有人坐吗 Hey, Marco, is someone sitting there?
有啊 就是你啊 Yeah, you are.
小星 快点 Star, hurry up.
我来啦 I'm coming.
嘿 小云 你能把我放下来吗 Hey, Cloudy, can you put me down?
当然 小星 Sure thing, Star.
谢谢大家 你们真棒 Thanks, guys. You're the best.
我们爱你 小星 We love you, Star.
我也爱你们 Love you, too.
你可以不要每件事都用魔法吗 Can you do anything without magic?
阳光破门法 Sunshine Locker Slap!
爱你哦 小星 Love you, Star.
“你用魔法用得太多了” "You use too much magic."
叽里呱啦叽里呱啦 Blah blah blah blah!
嘿 马可 Hey, Marco.
嘿 迈克 胡子很可爱 Hey, Mike. Sweet beard.
谢谢 洁姬 这是昨晚长出来的 Thanks, Jackie. I grew it last night.
好浓密哦 So full.
才一晚上 One night?
我都努力了好几个礼拜了 I've been working on mine for weeks.
你知道如何让胡子快速增长吗 You know what the quickest way to grow a beard is?
是用魔法吗 Is it magic?
就是魔法 It's magic!!
谢了 我还是留着自己的纤纤毫毛吧 I'll stick with my peach fuzz, thanks.
虽然少了点儿 但毕竟是我自己的 This may not be much, but it's mine.
马可 我有魔杖 Marco, I've got a magic wand.
我也会使用它 I might as well use it.
有时自食其力才能得到满足感 Sometimes there's a sense of satisfaction in doing things yourself.
让我给你变出胡子吧 Let me put a beard on you!
不 别碰它 No, don't touch it!
我做到了 我长出胡子了 I did it. I grew a beard!
美国万岁 USA, USA!
恭喜你 马可 Congratulations, Marco.
你这样很好看耶 It looks really good on you.
小星 你为什么要做出那种表情呢 Star, why are you making that face?
什么表情 我没有啊 What face? I don't make face.
你对我用了魔法 是吗 You used magic on me, didn't you?
没有 No.
噢 得了吧 小星 Oh, come on, Star.
噢 是你得了吧 你的小胡子看起来棒极了 Oh, you come on. You look so good in your little beard-y.
我希望它自己长出来 I wanted to grow it myself!
小星 我的脸 Star, my face...
哇 好多毛发啊 Wow. That is a lot of hair.
别担心你的小帅脸 马可 Don't you worry your pretty little face, Marco.
没什么东西是魔法不能修复的 It's nothing a little magic can't fix.
利刃剃发术 Sparkle Razor Shave!
噢 是个豆沙卷 Oh, that's a taquito.
我的魔杖在哪里 Hm. Where's my wand?
应该就在这附近啊 It's gotta be around here somewhere.
哪儿去了 魔杖 魔杖 Where is it?! Wand? Wand!
一定是马可的胡子爆发时 被我掉在盥洗室了 I must've dropped it in the bathroom when Marco's face exploded.
好啦 仔细想想 小星 Okay, think, Star.
一个没有魔杖的普通人该怎么做 What would a normal person without a wand do?
工作 工作 工作 工作 工作 工作 Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work.
没有用啦 等一下 我知道了 That's no help. One second. I got it!
普通人 Normal person.
我来找你啦 马可 I'm comin' for you, Marco.
天啊 如果我有魔杖 就会简单得多 Oh, man, this would be a lot easier if I had the wand.
但起码我还有你 大剪刀先生 But at least I got you, Mr. Hedge Clippers.
是啊 臭魔杖一边去吧 Yeah, you don't need no stinkin' wand.
这些毛发全是我的 I wanna cut more!
我找到魔杖的下落了 I have location on the wand.
它就在房子里 我们唾手可得 It's inside the house, and it's ours for the taking.
那是房子吗 长满了毛啊 That's a house? It's covered in hair.
不如我们还是下次再来吧 Maybe we should come back another time.
当然可以 Of course.
只是魔杖现在无人看管 这可前所未有 It's just, the wand has never been unattended before.
好吧 Fine.
但你们这群笨蛋要带我进去 But you idiots are going to carry me.
我不想任何一根毛发碰到我 I don't want a single hair touching me.
别动 你只笨鸟 Hold still, you dumb bird.
快跟上 保护我 Hurry up. Protect me.
天啊 没有魔杖也不是很糟糕啊 Man, not having a wand isn't so bad.
我就要一路向着 I bet I'm all the way to...
我竟然还没出客厅啊 I'm still in the living room?!
大剪刀先生 Mr. Hedge Clippers!
替我报仇 Avenge me!
继续走 Keep moving.
为什么停下来 What's the hold-up?
卢多主人 我们能休息一下吗 Master Ludo, can't we take a break?
我脱水了 I'm dehydrated.
不许休息 No breaks.
不然永远也干不完 This is taking forever.
我们走吧 好好干活 Let's go. Do your job.
魔杖在那边 The wand is that way.
我们很接近了 We're close.
清理一条通道继续走 你们这群笨蛋 Clear the path and move it, you idiots.
给你 Here.
我被困住了 I'm stuck.
要是我有魔杖就好了 I wish I had my wand.
噢 你好啊 小家伙 Oh, hey, there, little guy.
你也被困住了吗 You stuck here, too?
我好累啊 Oh, I'm so tired,
他的毛发真软和 and his hair is so soft.
也许我们应该一起打个盹 Maybe we should take a little nap together.
小星 星蝶 Star? Star Butterfly?
嗨 谁在喊我 Hello. Who's there?
是我 激光小狗 It is I, Laser Puppy.
我以为你已经够可爱了 I thought you couldn't get any cuter,
但看看现在的你 but look at you.
谢谢你 我谦逊地摇晃尾巴 Thank you. I wag my tail humbly.
你不能放弃 You must not give up.
马可需要你 Marco needs you.
但没有魔杖 这对我来说太困难了 But it's just so hard without my wand.
我来帮你回忆一下获得魔杖之前的时光 Let me remind you of a time before your wand,
你是个早熟的小神童 天天和毒蛇混在一起 when a precocious pre-teen got mixed up with snakes,
还有小妖精和食尸鬼 goblins and ghouls,
那是一段开心的时光 all while looking super cute.
天啊 那时的我真可爱 Oh, my gosh, I was adorable.
你以前从未需要过魔杖 那为什么现在又需要它呢 You never needed your wand before. Why do you need it now?
而且 我还是一只眼睛可以发射激光的小狗 Also, I'm a puppy that shoots lasers out of my eyes.
这是你的选择 星蝶 The choice is yours, Star Butterfly.
起来抗争还是在这里枯萎死亡 Either rise up and conquer or wither here and die.
-卢多 你在这里干什么 -是那个女孩 - Ludo. What are you doing here? - It's the girl.
等等 魔杖在那边 Wait. The wand is that way.
别管她了 去拿魔杖 Don't take her. Get the wand.
呃 厕所有人 Uh, yeah, the bathroom is occupied.
主人 魔杖是你的啦 Master, the wand is yours.
小卢多 有个人想送给你一个 We've got someone who wants to wish you
充满笑声的生日哦 a very giggly birthday, Ludo.
挠痒痒怪兽登场 Here comes the tickle monster.
挠痒痒 挠痒痒 挠痒痒 Tickle, tickle, tickle.
它在挠我痒痒 It tickles.
这是我的生日 It's my birthday.
嘿 她去哪儿啦 Hey, where is she?
通常来说 我会用独角鲸冲击波把你们炸飞 Normally, I'd blast you guys with narwhals right now,
但是呢 没必要用魔法代劳所有事嘛 but hey, you don't need magic for everything.
我的天啊 马可 Oh, my gosh, Marco.
为了你 我到处都找遍了 I was looking everywhere for you.
很痒啊 快救我 I'm so itchy. Please help me.
你是对的 之前我过于依赖魔杖了 You're right. I was using my wand too much.
但我可是星蝶 一位独立的女性 But I am Star Butterfly, an independent woman
双拳如同铁锤一般 with fists like hammers.
无所谓 快把这些毛弄走 I don't care. Just get rid of the hair!
而现在 我应该帮你把胡子刮掉 And now, I shall shave this beard off of you
使用这把小刮刀 with this tiny razor,
就像普通人一样 just like a normal person.
谢谢你 马可 Thank you, Marco,
给我上了一堂意义非凡的课 for teaching me such a valuable lesson.
刚才真是个悲剧 What a pathetic display back there.
你们真让我恶心 You guys make me sick!
你们别想再有奶昔特权了 No more milkshake privileges for you.
我希望你们利用那时间 I want you to use that time
想想你们都做了些什么 to think about what you've done.
也许他们应该利用那时间 Perhaps they should use that time
想想你做了些什么 to think about what you've done.
正是 等等 你说什么 Exactly. Wait, what?
我有个问题想问你们 Let me ask you a question.
什么样的领导会将你们扔进毛发坑里 What kind of leader throws you into a pit of hair,
让你们干完全部的活儿 makes you do all the work,
还对你们的牺牲毫无谢意 and shows you no appreciation for your sacrifices?
你是在说我吗 Are you talking about me?
什么样的领导会把 What kind of leader has all the power
几乎到手的全宇宙的力量 in the universe at his fingertips,
因为怕痒而失之交臂 and gets tickled right out of it?
托菲 你在干什么 Toffee, what are you doing?
你的士兵值得拥有一个更好的领导 Your soldiers deserve better.
你被开除了 You are fired!
让我们来问问你的士兵们 Let's put it to your soldiers.
谁是更好的领导 Who's the better leader,
是卢多 Ludo...
还是我 or me?
你们是属于我的 You guys belong to me.
三眼土豆宝宝 Three-eyed potato baby,
我待你就像亲生父亲一样 I am like a father to you.
胡子鹿 我接纳你 让你不再流落街头 Beard deer, I took you in off the streets.
你们这些蠢货真的要听命于他吗 Are you stupid imbeciles really going to listen to him?
你不能这样做 You can't do this.
这是我的城堡 那些是我的怪兽 This is my castle. Those are my monsters.
再也不是了 Not anymore.
托菲 Toffee.
我觉得地球这地方真不错 I think Earth is a pretty great place
我来自外太空 That's saying something
所以说这话很有把握 'Cause I've been through outer space
这里适合我 是我的风格 I think it suits me, it's just my style
最近的生活我就要在这里过 I think I'm gonna stay a little while
我觉得陌生人只是 I think that strangers are just friends
尚未谋面的朋友 You haven't met
我沉着冷静毫不留情痛击怪兽 I'm blasting monsters and I never break a sweat
我真觉得这里就像我的家 I'm really thinking I could call this place home